Insanity - Akal

A few days ago, a friend and I were sitting on the top of the stairs near the entrance of the cafe at our college. We were really hungry but had no money so we decided to ask random people for some but no one had any. After asking about twenty people, the following happened:

Friend: OH WAIT! MERAY PAAS PAISAY HAIN
Me: Yaar -.-
Friend: Meray bag mein hain.
*Our bags were on the benches next to the stairs*
Me: Mein neechay nahi utar rahi.
Friend: Mein be nahi
Me: *Asks random kid who was walking by* Hey can you give us our bags please?
Kid: *Hands me the bag*
Friend: *Takes out money*
Me: Waisay...Humnay pasiay laykar cafe he jana tha aur uskay liya utar na he parh ta. Hum khud be bag lay sakhtey tey. -.-
Friend: Jab Allah Mian akal baant rahey tey, hum poondi kar rahey tey

And then we proceeded to burst out laughing like maniacs. That happens a lot.